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Repent [24 Apr 2006|12:57am]



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JOKE: [22 Apr 2006|02:53pm]

A mother asked her 8 year old daughter one morning what she wanted for her upcoming birthday. The daughter looks up at her mother and says,

"Mommy, I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe."

To which the mother replies, "But sweeheart, I thought Barbie came with Ken?"

And the daughter says, "No mom, Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken."
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PLEASE [19 Apr 2006|03:35am]






                                               -YOURS TRULY,
Eloquent Massacre & Co.


The People Speak [10 Apr 2006|05:14pm]


Get mad, America, at this ethical chaos
      Two of your headlines Friday, "Libby ties Bush to Iraq leaks" and "U.S. won't seek seat on U.N. (Human Rights Council)" reminded me of the quote, "If you aren't enraged, you aren't paying attention."
      Scandal after scandal and a lack of ethical leadership are sinking us into a quagmire from which we may never recover. Peaceful, unrelending protests regarding our unethcal federal administration are in order. 
      We have many options - letters, phone calls, marches, monetary and time support of ethical candidates, etc. All can be effective, if used wisely.
      We have reason to be enraged. We have the responsibility to act. 
                                        -Dora Harrison, Flagstaff

Let's all march - for America
      I'm a native and 56-year resident of Phoenix.
      The best thing about Phoenix is that everyone is from somewhere else and no one group laid claim to it, so it was a diverse and happy town. Very little racial tension; lots of tolerance. I really hate to lose that feeling. 
       It's not us against them. It's just us. Regardless of our nationality or lack of it, we are all living and working together in one of the strongest economies in the world. Our diversity is out greatest achievement. Let's celebrate it. 
       Let's all take off work and march for America. 
                                               -Mark Saylors, Phoenix

2 solutions are obvious here
      There are two obvious ways to solve the problem with illegals coming over from Mexico:
       1. Steal Mexico from Mexico the same way we stole California, Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and Nevada from Mexico in the early 1800s under the "God Ordained Manifest Destiny" policy.
       2. Allow the illegals to come in and reoccupy the territory we previously stole from Mexico. Then the Native Americans can win the territory from the illegals in the casinos, and it will be back where it started. 
                                       -Donna Anderson, Phoenix

                    LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD


Biography of the Week: [07 Apr 2006|03:20am]


Joan Vollmer Adams Burroughs


Safe Haven Law [05 Apr 2006|07:41pm]


"America" - Allen Ginsberg [02 Apr 2006|03:38am]


America I've given you all and now I'm nothing.
America two dollars and twenty-seven cents January 17, 1956.
I can't stand my own mind.
America when will we end the human war?
Go fuck yourself with your atom bomb
I don't feel good don't bother me.
I won't write my poem till I'm in my right mind.
America when will you be angelic?
When will you take off your clothes?
When will you look at yourself through the grave?
When will you be worthy of your million Trotskyites?
America why are your libraries full of tears?
America when will you send your eggs to India?
I'm sick of your insane demands.
When can I go into the supermarket and buy what I need with my good looks?
America after all it is you and I who are perfect not the next world.
Your machinery is too much for me.
You made me want to be a saint.
There must be some other way to settle this argument.
Burroughs is in Tangiers I don't think he'll come back it's sinister.
Are you being sinister or is this some form of practical joke?
I'm trying to come to the point.
I refuse to give up my obsession.
America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
America the plum blossoms are falling.
I haven't read the newspapers for months, everyday somebody goes on trial for
America I feel sentimental about the Wobblies.
America I used to be a communist when I was a kid and I'm not sorry.
I smoke marijuana every chance I get.
I sit in my house for days on end and stare at the roses in the closet.
When I go to Chinatown I get drunk and never get laid.
My mind is made up there's going to be trouble.
You should have seen me reading Marx.
My psychoanalyst thinks I'm perfectly right.
I won't say the Lord's Prayer.
I have mystical visions and cosmic vibrations.
America I still haven't told you what you did to Uncle Max after he came over
from Russia.

I'm addressing you.
Are you going to let our emotional life be run by Time Magazine?
I'm obsessed by Time Magazine.
I read it every week.
Its cover stares at me every time I slink past the corner candystore.
I read it in the basement of the Berkeley Public Library.
It's always telling me about responsibility. Businessmen are serious. Movie
producers are serious. Everybody's serious but me.
It occurs to me that I am America.
I am talking to myself again.

Asia is rising against me.
I haven't got a chinaman's chance.
I'd better consider my national resources.
My national resources consist of two joints of marijuana millions of genitals
an unpublishable private literature that goes 1400 miles an hour and
twentyfivethousand mental institutions.
I say nothing about my prisons nor the millions of underpriviliged who live in
my flowerpots under the light of five hundred suns.
I have abolished the whorehouses of France, Tangiers is the next to go.
My ambition is to be President despite the fact that I'm a Catholic.

America how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?
I will continue like Henry Ford my strophes are as individual as his
automobiles more so they're all different sexes
America I will sell you strophes $2500 apiece $500 down on your old strophe
America free Tom Mooney
America save the Spanish Loyalists
America Sacco & Vanzetti must not die
America I am the Scottsboro boys.
America when I was seven momma took me to Communist Cell meetings they
sold us garbanzos a handful per ticket a ticket costs a nickel and the
speeches were free everybody was angelic and sentimental about the
workers it was all so sincere you have no idea what a good thing the party
was in 1935 Scott Nearing was a grand old man a real mensch Mother
Bloor made me cry I once saw Israel Amter plain. Everybody must have
been a spy.
America you don're really want to go to war.
America it's them bad Russians.
Them Russians them Russians and them Chinamen. And them Russians.
The Russia wants to eat us alive. The Russia's power mad. She wants to take
our cars from out our garages.
Her wants to grab Chicago. Her needs a Red Reader's Digest. Her wants our
auto plants in Siberia. Him big bureaucracy running our fillingstations.
That no good. Ugh. Him makes Indians learn read. Him need big black niggers.
Hah. Her make us all work sixteen hours a day. Help.
America this is quite serious.
America this is the impression I get from looking in the television set.
America is this correct?
I'd better get right down to the job.
It's true I don't want to join the Army or turn lathes in precision parts
factories, I'm nearsighted and psychopathic anyway.
America I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.


WARNING [30 Mar 2006|01:14am]




- A note from Eloquent Massacre & Co.

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NOTICE [28 Mar 2006|01:30am]


Does anyone else ever feel like it's perpetually 


FOR YOUR INFORMATION [23 Mar 2006|11:51pm]



1.  Always maintain a constant speed of no more than 5 miles below or 7 miles above the set speed limit. This does not put you in a potential danger zone.

2.  Please, wear a seat belt. Not so much for safety reasons (though that's always a plus), but so cops won't have another reason to pull your ass over.

3.  Listening to the radio is fine. In fact, it may help keep you focused. But don't spend too much time trying to find a CD or a station. Pick something you can live with and stick with it. 

4.  DO NOT talk excessively on your cell phone. You don't need any other distractions. 

5.  If possible avoid unknown areas or high profile traffic areas. Mostly to stay out of the way of cops, but also to avoid potentially confusing or dangerous situations.

6.  Keep an eye out for pedestrians, they can sneak up on you. 

7.  Try not to think every car on the road is a cop that knows you're under an influence and is following you. They can smell fear. 

8.  Don't get distracted by any other people that may be in the car. If you feel they are getting out of hand, do not hesitate to threaten to kick their ass out of the car if they don't shut the fuck up. 

9.  If it starts to rain, or there is any kind of storm going on, drive in the right lane, turn your brights on (if it's at night), and do not be afraid to go 30 miles an hour. Don't go over 45 or below 25. Just make sure that you feel safe. 

10.  If you are on a hallucinogen, or heroin, please DO NOT DRIVE! Unless there is someone sober in the car with you, hallucinogens are unpredictable at best, and heroin is incapacitating (virtually).

NOTE: If this catches your interest, please stay tuned for the random barrage of anything we, Eloquent Massacre & Co., feel should be worthy of your attention.

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